Hermaphroditey

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[Intro]

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Verse 1
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She's part girl, she's part boy
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She's got parts everyone can enjoy
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She's got more, she's got less
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She's got her manhood tucked in her dress

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Verse 2
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Is she a mister or is she a miss?
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Does she stand up when she's taking a piss?
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She's my little girl, yeah she's my little guy
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When I try to please her I get poked in the eye!

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Verse 3
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She wears lace and she wears flannel
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She watches football AND the Lifetime channel!
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Whats that bulge under her nighty?
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It must be Hermaphroditey!

Verse 4
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Some things are white
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Some things are black
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Some girls wear make-up
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Mine shaves her back

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She is still beautiful
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She is still fine
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It's too bad her package
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Is bigger than mine

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Verse 5
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She can't help her imperfections
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She gets jock itch from her yeast infections
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Who stole all my tighty whities?
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It must be Hermaphroditey!