Mixer At Delta Chi

intro: C Am C Am C Am Fm G

C             Am        
 It's college time again, 
 C              Am
September's alomost here

C             Am             Fm 
 Hanging with freshman girls,  
           Gm
frat partie kegs of beer

C               Am          C   
 I see the girl i've wanted, 
       Am
Mixer at Delta Chi,

C              Am       Fm 
 We take some Oxycontin,  Dave 
             G
Matthews getting high.

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Prechorus:

Fm             G            Fm  
  And then as I undress her,  I 
        G
start my stimulus

Fm             G (stop)        Fm   
         Am     B    C    Am
  She says but wait, professor,  
this wasn't on the syllabus

Chorus:

C        Am   C    Am  C       
 I'm the bad professor, I'm the
 Am    C Am
 bad professor

C         Am     C   Am   Fm  
 A tenure titty caresser, I'm 
      G      C  Am
a bad, bad man

Verse 2:
Tutoring at her apartment, turns 
into a slow dance
Hey baby whats your minor, got your 
major in my pants
I love her student body, she wants a
 better grade
I say if you roll, I'll throw in 
financial aid