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No Singing
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                        And this is what...
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...he said                                    he said
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  (mumbles w/ Indian accent) best part!
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Lyrics:
Verse 1:
I flagged him down at the corner and he
Picked me up at the light
I told him where I was going and we
Drove off into the night

Verse 2:
How's it going my friend I asked him
And slowly he turned his head
The taxi driver looked at me and
This is what he said