Too Jesusy

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[Verse 1]
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Oh, baby, you were such a tease,
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only get down on your knees to pray, to pray.
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And something in your Bible says
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not to let me share your bed today, today.
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Oh, now I see that you turned out to be
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too Jesusy for me.

[Verse 2]
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Our life was filled with sexy and kink,
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cigarettes and weed, and drink and beer, and beer.
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Now it's Bible verse and Bible class
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and Bible shove it up your arse, my dear, my dear.
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'Cause you and me plus Jesus makes three,
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that's too Jesusy for me.

[Bridge]
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You and I are through, can I please get an Amen?
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'Cause I got bored with you when you got all born again.

[Interlude]
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[Verse 3]
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I'm sick of hearing about that Guy,
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His magic kingdom in the sky above, above.
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So take that precious cross you wear
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and give yourself a Linda Blair, my love, my love.
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If Jesus were me even He would agree:
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you're too Jesusy for me, for me,
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too Jesusy for me.