When Grandfather Dies
Stephen Lynch
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G When grandfather diesBm C life will be strangeG when grandfather diesBm C my whole world will changeG when grandfather diesBm C i'll scream and i'll yell N.C. coz i'll be f***in rich as hellD G So grandfather dieBm C dont keep me in suspenseD G Oh grandfather coughBm C up that inheritenceD G oh grandfather dontBm C hold on another dayD G i love you to death N.C.Continues after the adbut i've got bills to payD G A stroke would be niceBm C Disease would be coolD G Bm I'll scatter his ashes in my newC swimming poolD G I'll jam with the stones, I'llBm C dine with the queenC D G So let's say we unplug that machine (Same as first chorus) So grandfather fly to heaven you must pass So grandfather think of all that juicy angel ass So grandfather die before the fiscal year Oh how I wish cavorky N were hereD G Bm For gods sake you must be as oldC as the hillsD G Im sick of the stench from yourBm C diaper spillsD G Bm Your deaf, dumb, and blind, andC an amputeeD G Bm You donate your blood everytimeC that you peeD G Bm Your arthritis acts up whenever itC rainsD G Bm Your so old your penis hasC vericose veinG Bm Oh why dont you dieC Oh why must you fightG Bm C You old mother f***er just walkG Bm C toward goddamn lightD Walk toward the light old manD G Its all over nowBm C My grandad is deadD G A mysterious blowBm C To his wrinkled old headD G Bm C Before I collect, a small oversightC G But everything should turn outD alrightC D I'll start working on my grandmaG tonight