When Youre Not Home

    A                           
You say thats you're leaving but 
 G          D
just for a day
     A                    G     D
The company wants you to fly to A
        A                    G    
So you leave me alone and i sit 
     D
and i say
 G          D    A
What will i do today
G            D      A (This one is 
picked)
Today while you're away

I will...
G
Sniff all your underwear
D             A
Dress in your clothes
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G                         
Pleasure myself inside your 
  D    A
pantyhose
G
I know it's not easy
D           A
To leave me alone
G
But it's more fun
D               A
When you're not home
G                  D              
Yeah it's more fun when you're not 
 A
home

I will
G
use all your tampons
D         A
Soil your pajamas.
G
Make obscene phone calls
D               A
to both of your grandmas

G                       D        
I know it's not easy to leave me 
A
alone.
G                 D               
But it's more fun when you're not 
A
home

G                 D               
Yeah its more fun when you're not 
A
home