F#
I'm not what you think I am
E               B     B  Bb  A
I'm the king of Siam
B
I've got a bald head
F#
My name is Yul Brynner
E                       B
And I am a famous movie star
F#
Perhaps you saw me in Westworld
  E                          B  B  Bb  A
I acted like a robotic cowboy
B
It was my best role
F#
I can not deny I
E
Felt right home deep inside
 B(7th fret)
That electronic carcass

CHORUS (all chords in the higher frets)
B  F#  Ebm   B
F#  E  B
B        D         F#

F#
You're such monumental slime
E                                  B        B  Bb  A
Let the punishment fit the crime
B
Tie it to a chair
F#
The house music will blare
E
And turn your ears into
B
A medicinal jelly
F#
Stay inside on Christmas Day
E                                          B
And make believe that you are my candy cane
B  Bb  A
You said
B
I'm not that type
F#
No I'm not sweet
E                  B(7th fret)
and I'm not overripe

CHORUS (in high frets)
B  F#  Ebm   B
F#  E  B
B  F#  Ebm   B
F#  E  B
B  D  F#