G 355433 G7 353433 Cmaj7 x35453 * always strum once [Intro] G° E|----------------| B|----------------| G|---4------------| D|-----5----5---5-| A|--------5---5---| E|3---------------| x 4 [Verse 1] G° Absurd and sensible G° Quite unacceptable G° Let go, pull your leg off G° Control, out of control [Bridge] Bm7* E7* Am7* It's the bed wetting thing D7* That brought us here, doctor G7* F7* G* It's the bed wetting thing (papa-papapapaaa) [Verse 2] G° You tripped, dog on a leash G° G° G° You had never noticed [Bridge] Bm7 E7 Am7 D7 G7 F7 E|--------------------| B|--------3-3---------| G|---4----4-4-4-4-----| D|-----5------5-5-5-5-| A|----------------5-5-| E|3-------------------| [Verse 3] G° G° Nothing to do with me G° Says he weeing his feet [Bridge] Bm7* E7* Am7* D7* Well it won't go away overnight G7* F7* G* But it will go away in the end (papa-papapapaaa) [Interlude] G F G C [Chorus] G "You did such a great job, with the boiler last time Fmaj7/C Please, can you mend my baby, he hasn't moved for three weeks" Cmaj7 Bb Fmaj7/C "Don't they use coffins, when they are that small Bb I don't want lizards poured in my house" G "Sir my chin has been getting rather hot lately Fmaj7/C So lick your chin stand on a tall building in the stiff breeze" Cmaj7 Bb "Don't know what to do, It's saturday night Fmaj7/C Bb I seek good advice from who knows what's right" Cmaj7 Bb Fmaj7/C "Why don't you ring friends and go for a few drinks Bb And then go see a movie?" G Fmaj7/C G "Did you prescribe my daughter a pound of heroin?" Fmaj7/C "I'm sorry, I can't see, I think I've blinded myself" G "Did you prescribe my daughter a pound of heroin?" Fmaj7/C "I'm sorry, I can't see, I think I've blinded myself" Cmaj7 Bb It isn't a spot, it is a baby Fmaj7/C Bb You're not a doctor, you're a wanker