Bartender And The Theif

INTRO: G5

VERSE 1:
F*
 WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT
                                D
HE'S WATCHING EVERY WORD YOU SAY,  DAZED
F*
 AND WHEN HE'S SUSSED YOU OUT
                                     D
HE CALLS HER UP AND UP SHE COMES AND HUSTLES

PD-C HORUS:
Bb5  G5    Bb5      G5    Bb5      G5
LONG DIG-GIN', GONE FISH-IN', LOVE DRINK-IN'

CHORUS 1:
    D                 G
THE BARTENDER AND THE THEIF AD  LOVERS
D                         G
STEAL WHAT THEY NEED LIKE B STERS AND BROTHERS
D                   G
MET IN THE CHURCH A NIGHT TO DMEMBE R
D                     G
ROBBIN' THE GRAVES OF BODIES DISMEMBEDD

VERSE 2:
F*
 HE WATCHED THE LESBIAN TALK
                                            D
SHE KISSED AND GROPED, BUT MOSTLY TALKED IN LUST, CRUSHED
F*
 HE COULDN'T MAKE THE CALL

HIS EYES WED  GRIPPED ON LICKIN' TOUNGES
 D
ENOUGH'S ENOUGH F ILED FOR ONCE

PD-C HORUS: (same as other pre-chorus)

CHORUS: (same as chorus 1)

G  O: F* F* D D

CHORUS: (same as chorus 1)

CHORUS 2:
D                     G
SAVED WHAT THEY STOLE TO MEET AT THE ALTER
D                          G
PACE  WHED  THEY FISRT SET EYES ON EACH OTHER
D                  G
FLEW TO THE SUN TO START LIFE ALL OVER
D                G
SET UP A BAR AND ROBBED ALL THE LOCALS

OUTRO:
D           G
C  C  C  C  C
D              G
C  C  C  C  C  C  C
D           G
C  C  C  C  C
D              G      D
C  C  C  C  C  C  C