Schmack!

It's the same old guys
In the same old house
Lying around doing nothing
On the same old couch

Oh, no, not another day
Doing nothing!
The only thing we get
Is the TV lovin'

Then it happened
Our boy had an idea
Put this ad in the paper
And see what would appear!
(Then it happened, boy!)

Boredom's the matter with me!
(Then it happened, boy!)
I wanna fight it!
(Then it happened, boy!)

You wash the dishes, baby
I'll do the dryin'
(The ad was pretty simple)
(And this is how it read)

If you're pretty, come on!
(Female flatmate wanted)
If you're pretty!
(Beautifully, fully furnished, waterfront views)

If you're pretty, come on!
(Female flatmate wanted)
If you're pretty, come on!
(Deluxe apartment, would you like to move?)

If you're pretty, come on!
(Female flatmate wanted)
If you're pretty!
(Ring the number provided)
(And come on over!)

Well, they got so many calls
That the lines were jammed
So many girls' numbers!
They had too much on their hands

When they turned up
They knew they would survive
Beautiful women turning up
Four or five at a time!

If you're pretty, come on!
(Female flatmate wanted)
If you're pretty!
(Beautifully, fully furnished, waterfront views)

If you're pretty, come on!
(Female flatmate wanted)
If you're pretty!
(Deluxe apartment, would you like to move?)

If you're pretty, come on!
(Female flatmate wanted)
If you're pretty!
(Ring the number provided)
(And come on over!)

When they left
They gave their name and number
And said: Don't forget to call
You gotta remember!

This went down in history
As the slickest and biggest girls
You've ever seen!
(On the weekend)

Boredom's the matter with me!
(The weekend)
I wanna fight it!
(Weekend)

You wash the dishes, baby
I'll do the drying
(The ad was pretty simple)
(And this is how it read)

If you're pretty, come on!
If you're pretty!

If you're pretty, come on!
(Beautifully, fully furnished, waterfront views)
If you're pretty, come on!
(Female flatmate wanted)

If you're pretty!
(Deluxe apartment, would you like to move?)
If you're pretty!
(Female flatmate wanted)

If you're pretty, come on!
(Ring the number provided)
(And come on over!)