Too Many Sandwiches

D/F#      2x023x
G5        3x003x
C5        x3x01x
A         x02220
Em        022000
D5        xx023x


[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
  D/F#
Shopping spree for the family tree
 G5                              
Haven't seen your family tree in 
D/F#          G5
quite a while
 D/F#
Too many sandwiches and wine
  G5                             
Sherry stains down your best mans 
      D/F#       G5
tie, what a speech

[Break]
C5    G5

[Verse 2]
     D/F#
The band arrives, the granny's cry
     G5                            
The singer's tongues in the 
        D/F#      G5
barmaids mouth what a voice
 D/F#
Grandpa drank a drop or two,
         G5                    
And his heads still sunk in the 
           D/F#       G5
portaloo, what a man

[Pre-Chorus]
C5 G5 D/F# G5

[Chorus]
              A                    
You bought a sequin dress for your 
D/F#
chicken breast
    A                     D/F# G5
The disco's late and he's 
            Em
overpaid tonight
          A                  D/F#
You got a diamond ring and a man who
 sings
    A                  D/F#       
The man who sings made love to the
  G5           A
 barmaid twice
                   D/F# G5 D5 G5
And that's just tonight

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[Verse 3]
Continúa después del anuncio
     D/F#
The blue rinsed hairs, lift up their
 chairs
     G5
The band's too loud, they're off 
downstairs
D/F#         G5
What a noise

[Verse 4]
     D/F#
The bride and groom dance, they 
dance that dance
         G5
And the singer mimes, there's still 
a chance
     D/F#        G5
The barmaid smiles

[Pre-Chorus]
C5 G5 D/F# G5

[Chorus]
              A                    
You bought a sequin dress for your 
D/F#
chicken breast
    A                     D/F# G5
The disco's late and he's 
            Em
overpaid tonight
          A                  D/F#
You got a diamond ring and a man who
 sings
    A                  D/F#       
The man who sings made love to the
  G5           A
 barmaid twice
                   D/F# G5 D5 G5 A
And that's just tonight

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[Bridge]
G5        D/F#
Ha na na, na na na
A
Ha na na
G5        D/F#
Ha na na, na na na

[Pre-Chorus]
C5 G5 D/F# G5

[Chorus]
              A                    
You bought a sequin dress for your 
D/F#
chicken breast
     A                    D/F# G5
The disco's late and he's 
            Em
overpaid tonight
          A                  D/F#
You got a diamond ring and a man who
 sings
    A                  D/F#       
The man who sings made love to the
  G5             Em
 barmaid twice, ha
 A               D/F#
Grandpa drank a drop or two
A                        D/F#    
Head's still sunk in the portaloo
   G5    Em
 again
     A                          
The bride and groom dance, they 
D/F#
dance that dance
         A                     
And the singer mimes, there's 
D/F#    G5
still a chance tonight
A                 D/F# G5 D5 G5
 And the barmaid smiles

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|  b   Bend
|  x   Dead note
|  h   Hammer-on
|  p   Pull-off
| ( )  Note tied to previous
| PM   Palm muting
|  r   Rest
|  /   Slide up
|  \   Slide down
|  ~   Vibrato