This Hotel Room

C
Oh this hotel room's gotta lot of 
stuff
                 G         C
Laundry bag and shoe shine cloth
C
Thirty two hangers and touch-tone 
phone
                               G
Well a light that goes on when I 
       C
ain't home
F              C
I' ain't home, I ain't home
You better leave a message 'cause, I
 G     C
 ain't home

[Verse 2]
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They got an air conditioner for when
 I'm hot
                          G        
They gotta a radiator for when I'm 
C
not
C
And two big chairs sitting side by 
side
                      G  C
with a holy bible and TV Guide
F         C
TV Guide, TV Guide
C                         G  C
Great God Almighty It's a TV Guide

[Verse 3]
C
They gotta second story view from 
curb to curb
                             G     
They gotta a sign that says, please
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 don't disturb,
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They gotta monogrammed towel and 
bucket of ice
  C                      G        
A chest of drawers and a mirror 
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that lies
F                     C
A mirror that lies, a mirror that 
lies
C                       G    
That can't be me in the gorilla 
       C
disguise

[Verse 4]
C
They got a room service menu, for 
food and drink
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They gotta a porcelain throne and 
   G        C
an aluminum sink
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And two big pillows to rest my head
C                    G         C
A Magic Fingers on a king size bed

[Verse 5]
C
Drop in a quarter, and turn out the 
light
                       G    C
Magic Fingers make you feel alright,
F             C
Feel alright, feel alright
                        G    C
Magic Fingers makes you feel alright
F             C
Feel alright, feel alright
                        G    C
Magic Fingers makes you feel alright

[Verse 6]
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Now this ol' hotel's alright with me
                              G    
They pay the postage when you lose 
     C
your key
C
This hotel room has gotta lot of 
stuff
                   G   C
But I believe I've had enough

[Verse 7]
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And I called about baby, said don't 
you pout
C                       G        C
I'm packin' my bags and checkin' out
C
Just as soon as you hang up that 
telephone,
Put a candle in the window, I'm 
G      C
comin' home
F                C
I'm comin' home, comin' home,
Put a candle in the window, I'm 
G      C
comin' home,

[Other]
C
Comin' home, comin' home
C                             
Put a candle in the window, I'm 
  G      C
comin' home