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   Atheists Don't Have No Songs - Steve Martin and the Steep Canyon Rangers
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A
Christians have their hymns and pages, (hymns and pages)                                            
                      E7
Hava Nagila's for the Jews,                  
         A
Baptists have the rock of ages, (rock of ages)                               
              D        A
Atheists just sing the blues.  

A
Romantics play Claire de Lune, (Claire de Lune)                                            
                       E7
Born agains sing He is risen,                        
           A 
But no one ever wrote a tune, (wrote a tune)                         
            D         A
For godless existentialism.          

For Atheists,                   
        D
Theres no good news,                  
        G#                 A
They'll never sing a song of faith.  

         
     D
For atheists,           
     G
They have a rule,            
     G#          A
The he is always lowercase.  

             G#          A
The he is always lowercase.  


Some folks sing a Bach cantata, (Bach cantata)                                                   
                        E7
Lutherans get Christmas trees,                   
        A
Atheist songs add up to nada, (up to nada)                                    
                 D     A          D     A
But they do have Sundays free.  (have Sundays free)  

Pentecostals sing they sing to heaven, (sing to heaven)  
                          E7
Coptics have the books of scrolls,                                
     A 
Numerologists can count to seven, (count to seven)                              
              D      A
Atheists have rock and roll.  


For Atheists,                    
D
Theres no good news,                
        G#         A
They'll never sing a song of Faith.  
D
In their songs,             
            G
They have a rule,            
     G#          A
The he is always lowercase.                         
            G#   A
The he is always lowercase.  

                              (Key Change) C 
Atheists, Atheists, Atheists  

G           C
Dont have no Songs!!  


C
Christians have their hymns and pages, (hymns and pages)                                            
                      G7  
Hava Nagila's for the Jews, (for the Jews)                  
         C
Baptists have the rock of ages, (rock of ages)                             
              F      C
Atheists just sing the blues.  


                F
Catholics dress up for Mass,           
    B           C
And listen to, Gregorian chants.  

F           Bb  
Atheists just take a pass,                 
      B 
Watch football in their  
C 
underpants.  
                        B  C
Watch football in their underpants. 
                                   
                                   D
Atheists, Atheists, Atheists,  
A7          D            A7    D 
Dont have no songs!