D          D/C#     Bm  (Bm/C#)
I like your Siamese cat
D          D/C#     Bm  (Bm/C#)
I like your cowboy hat
D          D/C#     Bm    G     A
But I don't like your daughter

D          D/C#     Bm  (Bm/C#)
She's just so spoilt and mean
D          D/C#     Bm  (Bm/C#)
A regular teenage queen
D          D/C#     Bm   G    A
You gave her everything but time

D                               D/C#
Oh la, la, la.  Oh la, la, la. Oh la, la, la. Oh la, la, la. 
D/B  A
I'm breaking up
D D/C#
I'm breaking up
D/B A                D
I'm breaking up with you


D          D/C#     Bm  (Bm/C#)
I don't want nothing to do with this
D          D/C#     Bm  (Bm/C#)
I ain't no glutton for punishment
D          D/C#     Bm     G      A
She got you hoppin' like a frog

(Go bullfrog)

D          D/C#     Bm  (Bm/C#)
We'll never have a minute of peace
D          D/C#     Bm  (Bm/C#)
She never gonna leave us be
D     D/C#     Bm  G      A
  I didn't sign up for abuse

D          D/C#     Bm  (Bm/C#)
You let her get away with murder
D              D/C#             Bm  (Bm/C#)
You say you're so afraid you'll hurt her
D        D/C#     Bm  G      A
Well I can see it's just no use


D                               D/C#
Oh la, la, la.  Oh la, la, la. Oh la, la, la. Oh la, la, la. 
D/B  A
I'm breaking up
D D/C#
I'm breaking up
D/B A                D
I'm breaking up with you


D          D/C#     Bm  (Bm/C#)
I like your Siamese cat
D          D/C#     Bm  (Bm/C#)
I like your cowboy hat
D          D/C#     Bm    G     A
But I don't like your daughter