The Ketchup Song

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There was a guy from P.E.I., They used to call "Potato";
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He met this young Leamington, Ontario Tomato
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But he had eyes for other girls and she was a litte mushy
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And so they said "well let's get wed", there's no sense being fussy


[Chorus]

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Big size, French Fries, how they love tomatoes!

So dress 'em up with Heinz ketchup;
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Ketchup loves Potatoes
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Ketchup loves Potatoes


[Verse 2]

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Well he went down to Windsor town to buy a ring on Monday.
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Saturday they said "O.K. we'll cut the cake on Sunday".
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But Sunday came and what a shame, they had no one to fetch it
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Without a cake they just sat and ate Potato Chips and Ketchup.


[Chorus]

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Big size, French Fries, how they love tomatoes!

So dress 'em up with Heinz ketchup;
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Ketchup loves Potatoes
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Ketchup loves Potatoes


[Verse 3]

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And so this guy from P.E.I., They used to call Potato
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He's got two boys and a litte girl, Two Spuds and one Tomato
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They romp and run around Leamington and boy when they get hungry
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The bottle drips all over the chips way down in the Ketchup Country


[Chorus]

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Big size French Fries how they love tomatoes!

So dress 'em up with Hienz ketchup:
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Ketchup loves Potatoes
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Ketchup loves Potatoes