Light Entertainment (Good Old Times)

The great show is here tonight, such has none seen before
People are gathered around, the first act begins
Conjurer takes his top hat and whispers magic words
A white rabbit jumps out of there
The audience is getting bored

But to audience's pleasure the rabbit's eyes are bleeding
And it has a pig's snout, atrophic paws

Blinded by the success he asks for a volunteer
To join the famous saw trick, but now a little changed
Rejoising is at it's best when the conjurer saws
The beautiful and smiling lady into three pieces

So fun - light entertainment, after a hard working day
Enjoy - this is really something

The audience sits excited and quiet
The conjurer performs his last number
He takes a big gun, puts it into his own mouth
Pulls the trigger, applause never seems to end

The next artist is a nigger clown dressed in a monkey suit
Laughter is loud when he tells nigger jokes
With his mouth full of banana

And now comes the highligt of the show
A living hunchback russian is to be stoned
And the audience can join the act
Everytime you hit the man he cries blasphemies
In russian

So fun - light entertainment, after a hard working day
Enjoy - this is really something

Everybody's going back home smiling
Children's faces covered with chocolate ice cream
Mommy and daddy have a good reason
To be happy again
Happy again!