Washin And Wonderin

          A           B   E
This just in...where to begin
      B    A                B E
Grin and bear, it's bare and grim
    A         B  E              
Adoration, titillation, I'm the 
C#m        B
victim now
                          A
Because she's figured me out
             B E      A       B 
she lights my candle, she has a 
E
handle on me
A       B  E            C#m    
It's going well but I'm scared 
       B
as hell
                        A
That she'll figure me out
                  B  E      A   B
She thinks that it's scared to be
 E     A
 naked
        B   E                   
But I don't care, 'cause she's had 
C#m
me there
B
You see she's figured me out


[Pre-chorus]
E           C#m          B      
And I wanna shout at the top of 
     F#m
my lungs now
          E           C#m    
But oh my God, if she hears me 
              B            F#m
she'll come running in...


[Chorus]
                  E             
These are my hands, these are my 
       C#m
faults
                B
These are my plans,
              F#m             E
These are my nasty little thoughts
            C#m            
I wrote 'em down for you to 
  B          F#m
contemplate
{N.C.}
at a later date


[Interlude]
A B E
A B E
A B E
C#m B

Continues after the ad
[Verse 2]
                 A                 
Well the word is out, what's it all
B E
 about
           A               B  E
Doubtless shady, no shadow of doubt
        A            B E         
In moderation, this sensation 
      C#m      B
would be fabulous
                       A
But she's figured me out
            E     A       E    A
She's in my shower for an hour
                        C#m
She's just washin' and wonderin'
B                         E
And trying to figure me out...


[Pre-chorus]
E           C#m          B      
And I wanna shout at the top of 
     F#m
my lungs now
          E           C#m    
But oh my God, if she hears me 
              B            F#m
she'll come running in...


[Chorus]
                  E             
These are my hands, these are my 
       C#m
faults
                B
These are my plans,
              F#m             E
These are my nasty little thoughts
            C#m            
I wrote 'em down for you to 
  B      F#m
contemplate


[Bridge]
B       A            C#m        
It's a little bit of something 
       B
that I feel...
   A           C#m       B
Oh man, I just can't deal...
          A         C#m           
And other than this distance that 
            B
has covered me
          A                
Can't you see that you have 
 C#m
smothered me


[Interlude]
A B E
A B E
A B E
C#m B


[Verse 3]
     A        B  E     A         
Well, you're out there, just stay
  B  E     A
 out there
        B  E           C#m       
Just when I was on to something 
     B
else
                               E
That's when she figured me out


[Pre-chorus]
E           C#m          B      
And I wanna shout at the top of 
     F#m
my lungs now
          E           C#m    
But oh my God, if she hears me 
              B        F#m
she'll come running in... Well look!


[Chorus]
                  E             
These are my hands, these are my 
       C#m
faults
                B
These are my plans,
              F#m             E
These are my nasty little thoughts
            C#m            
I wrote 'em down for you to 
  B      F#m
contemplate
                  E             
These are my hands, these are my 
       C#m
faults
                B
These are my plans,
              F#m             E
These are my nasty little thoughts
            C#m            
I wrote 'em down for you to 
  B      F#m
contemplate ... at a later date!


[Other]
A B E

A B E           A    B E
    You contemplate.
C#m B                   A     E 
    Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah    
A E               A E
   At a later date
C#m B A