Burritos

D       F                 A#
I don't want to go and party,
D       F                 C
I don't want to shoot the pier,
D       F                 A#
I don't want to take the doggie for a walk,
D       F                 A#            D#
I don't want to look at naked chicks and drink beer,
G               A#   A          G             A#   A
I don't want to do a bong load, go and wrench on a car,
D       F                 A#
I don't want to hose the dog shit down,
D       F                 A#         D#
'Cause I ain't even gonna get out of bed,
D       F
I ain't gettin',
        A#             D#
I ain't gettin' out of bed today,
D       F
I ain't gettin',
        A#             D#
I ain't gettin' out of bed today,

A                Dm
Keep on skankin' Ronnie,
A                Dm
Skank the night away,
A                Dm
But the time is coming,
A             D    C#
For us all to pay, hey.

D       F                 A#
I don't want to watch no porno,
D       F                 C
I don't want to play guitar,
D       F                 A#
I don't want to spank the monkey,
D       F          A#          D#
I don't want to go down to the corner bar,
G               A#   A
And I ain't even got to listen
G               A#   A
To all the stupid shit you got to say.
D       F                 A#
I don't want to do a goddamn thing.
D       F
I don't want to,
        A#            D#
Want to leave my bed today
D       F
I don't want
        A#               D#
I don't want to leave my bed today
D       F
I don't want
        A#               D#
I don't want to leave my bed today

A   Dm   A   Dm   A   Dm  A   D C#
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

A                Dm
Keep on skankin' Ronnie,
A                Dm
Skank the night away,
A                Dm
But the time is coming,
A             D  C#
For us all to pay

D F A#
D F C
D F A#
D F A# D#

G               A#  A
I don't want to eat burritos,
G       A#    A
Or read about OJ
D          F             A#
No I don't want to get a head rush
D              F             A#            D#
'Cause I ain't even gettin' out of bed today


D       F
I ain't gettin',
        A#             D#
I ain't gettin' out of bed today,
D       F
I ain't gettin',
        A#             D#
I ain't gettin' out of bed today,
A       Dm              A
I ain't got to leave my bed today
    Dm             A               Dm              A          D C#
No, no, no, no, no way, no way, no way, no way, no way,  no - way!


A                Dm
Keep on skankin' Ronnie,
A                Dm
Skank the night away,
A                Dm
But the time is coming,
A             D  C#
For us all to pay

Dm A