D F A#
I don't want to go and party,
D F C
I don't want to shoot the pier,
D F A#
I don't want to take the doggie for a walk,
D F A# D#
I don't want to look at naked chicks and drink beer,
G A# A G A# A
I don't want to do a bong load, go and wrench on a car,
D F A#
I don't want to hose the dog shit down,
D F A# D#
'Cause I ain't even gonna get out of bed,
D F
I ain't gettin',
A# D#
I ain't gettin' out of bed today,
D F
I ain't gettin',
A# D#
I ain't gettin' out of bed today,
A Dm
Keep on skankin' Ronnie,
A Dm
Skank the night away,
A Dm
But the time is coming,
A D C#
For us all to pay, hey.
D F A#
I don't want to watch no porno,
D F C
I don't want to play guitar,
D F A#
I don't want to spank the monkey,
D F A# D#
I don't want to go down to the corner bar,
G A# A
And I ain't even got to listen
G A# A
To all the stupid shit you got to say.
D F A#
I don't want to do a goddamn thing.
D F
I don't want to,
A# D#
Want to leave my bed today
D F
I don't want
A# D#
I don't want to leave my bed today
D F
I don't want
A# D#
I don't want to leave my bed today
A Dm A Dm A Dm A D C#
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
A Dm
Keep on skankin' Ronnie,
A Dm
Skank the night away,
A Dm
But the time is coming,
A D C#
For us all to pay
D F A#
D F C
D F A#
D F A# D#
G A# A
I don't want to eat burritos,
G A# A
Or read about OJ
D F A#
No I don't want to get a head rush
D F A# D#
'Cause I ain't even gettin' out of bed today
D F
I ain't gettin',
A# D#
I ain't gettin' out of bed today,
D F
I ain't gettin',
A# D#
I ain't gettin' out of bed today,
A Dm A
I ain't got to leave my bed today
Dm A Dm A D C#
No, no, no, no, no way, no way, no way, no way, no way, no - way!
A Dm
Keep on skankin' Ronnie,
A Dm
Skank the night away,
A Dm
But the time is coming,
A D C#
For us all to pay
Dm A
