This is a very easy and kick ass song.

Intro

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Between intro and verse

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Verse
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Chorus
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That's it!

Lyrics

Mucho gusto me llamo bradley
I'm hornier than Ron Jeremy
And if you wanna get popped in you knee just
Wipe that look off your bati face
You hate me cuz i got what yah need
A pretty little daughter that we call Maxie
If you wanna get beat physically
It will be over in a minute
So she told me to come over and I took that trip
And then she took out my mushroom tip
And when it came out it went drip drip drip
I didn't know she had the G.I. Joe, Kung Foo grip
And I went uhh
And the girl Caress me down
Uhh thats that lovin' sound
When I kiss Maxie she makes me feel horny
Cuz im the type of lover with a sensitivity
When she kiss my neck and tickle my fancy
She give me the right kind of love on a sunday morning.
(I dont know enough Spanish to figure out the rest.)