Whiskey Richard

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[Verse 1]
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He defines liquid courage
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He's dam hard to discourage
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He's, his own biggest fan

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He comes in all sizes
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There's really no, surprises
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We all know, how this story, ends

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No lack of, ambition
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He tries every position
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Sober, this would not be right

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Not trying to be a buzzkill
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But youre kind of, at a stand still
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Theres no love, to be made here 
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tonight.

[Chorus]
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Whiskey Richard
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Please keep him zippered
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Once you start throwing em back

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Whiskey Richard
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All things considered
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You gave it, all that you had

[Verse 2]
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He drank beer, in Europe
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HE smoked weed in Spain
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He even sipped wine in France
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But even translantic
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Still aint romantic
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You're just trying, to get in my 
pants

[Chorus]
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Whiskey Richard
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Please keep him zippered
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You;re so easy to predict

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Whiskey Richard
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At least you're a good kisser
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I wish I had a bone to pick
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I got the short end of that stick