Hey Bernie Bernie

          Am
I was walking
            Em
Then I stopped
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Outside the Rite-Aid.
   Am
I saw him
      Em
Bernie Schmidt
    Dm Em7
And I said

D
Hey Bernie, Bernie
G                                C
How are you doing today?
D
Hey Bernie, Bernie
C                         Bb
Are you feeling okay?

            Am
Well tomorrow
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     Em
Today?s here
      Dm    Em7
And I ate cheese
  Am
I work with
   Em
Mr. Schmidt
        Dm                 Em7
And every morning I say

Chorus (Substituting Bb for Am)

Am
He says actually my
Em
Girlfriend died
Dm                          A5
And I wasn?t in her will.
A5
You know I
           G5
Loved her why
B5               A5
Didn?t I get something? Oh!

          Am
I said well I
      Em
Didn?t care
    Dm                  Em7
And he started to cry.
          Am
And I felt bad
    Em
So I sad hey
     Dm                 *E
At least it wasn?t me. So!

Chorus

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Hey Bernie, Bernie!
Dsus
Hi hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
D
Hey!