Tacky

Intro:
        Em      Em      Em      D
        Well I lost my dog in California

Verse 1:
              G                C
     I  Came home one day to find out that

           G                   C
        I had misplaced that giant rat

           G             C
        I didn't want to be too crude

           D                          D C
        So I just yelled Hey Norman FOOD

           G             C
        I waited for my dog to come

           G                  C
        I don't know how I'd been so dumb

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            G                C
        To leave a dog like him alone

          G          C     D
        While I had been away from home


Chorus:
          G                   D
          OH where can Norman be
                   C         D
          Did he climb up a tree
          G                   D      C     D
   and    Fall down and get carried away
                  G             D
   or     Did he run into the street
                      C             D
   and    Lose the traction on his feet
          G                   C           G  C G D
or maybe  He just felt like leaving me today

        (Guitar solo)

Verse 2:
            G
        Oh why did Norman leave me
                C
        And go off to live his life
                G                                 D
        In a cold dark hole with no one there to care
              G
        And never plan on coming back
             C
        to live in his old backyard shack
             G                D                G
        And let me run my fingers through his hair

Outtro:
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        OOOOOOOoooooooooooh !