Congratulations You Survived Your Suicide

          C#               G#     
 Congratulations you survived your
      C#
 suicide
                    F#        
 Your sorry little heart still 
          G#                C#
bippity bops from side to side
                         F#        
 You get to see another day, so 
         Fm
what do you say?
 Lets Bake some cookies for an 
 Bbm                  F#
orphan who is going blind
          C#              G#      
 Congratulations Welcome back to 
     Bbm
the grind
          F#             G#       
 Congratulations you survived your
     C#    G#7
 suicide

[Verse 2]
          C#             G#       
 Congratulations you survived your
     C#
 suicide
                     F#       
 Yeah you and that horror show 
   G#                          C#
cliché you’ve been trying to hide
                     F#          
 Ring ring ring you nail down the 
         Fm                     
window and lock the door but the 
   Bbm                    F#
cold was coming from inside
          C#          G#       
 Congratulations the good guy is 
            Bbm
gonna survive
          F#          G#          
 Congratulations the killer is 
     C#   G#7   C#
still alive

[Pre-Chorus]
                          F#
 You tried to pull the trigger
           G#            Bbm
 but your hand began to shake
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                     F#   Fm
 So you dodged the bullet
Fm                   Bbm
 That you wanted to take

[Chorus]
          F#                 G#   
 Life is long and sweet and love 
           Bbm
is pure and true
                        F#         
 So we got ourselves a problem here
Fm

                    Bbm   Fm   
 And the problem is you
Bbm   G#7


[Verse 3]
          C#              G#      
 Congratulations you survived your
      C#
 suicide
                   F#          
 There were oh so many who went 
   G#                       C#
before you that tried and died
                       F#          
 But not you, you can hold your 
      Fm
head up high
                  Bbm              
 Let your failure fill you full of 
 F#
pride
          C#           G#         
 Congratulations your wish has 
   Bbm
been denied
          F#              G#      
 Congratulations you survived your
      C# G#7 C#
 suicide


[Pre-Chorus]
                           F#
 You tried to pull the trigger
           G#           Bbm
 but your hand began to shake
                     F#   Fm
 So you dodged the bullet
Fm                  Bbm
 That you wanted to take

[Chorus]
          F#                 G#   
 Life is long and sweet and love 
           Bbm
is pure and true
                        F#         
 So we got ourselves a problem here
Fm

                    Bbm   Fm   
 And the problem is you
Bbm   G#7


 [Verse 4]
          C#              G#      
 Congratulations you survived your
      C#
 suicide
                     F#       
 Your sorry little heart still 
          G#               C#
bippity bops from side to side
                         F#        
 You get to see another day, so 
          Fm
head to the bay
                       Bbm         
 Maybe buy yourself an hour-long 
       F#
jet ski ride
          C#              G#      
 Congratulations you are back on 
   Fm      Bbm  F#
the winning side
          C#              G#        
   F#   Eb E (in C shape) Bbm
 Congratulations you survived your 
suicide