Congratulations You Survived Your Suicide

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 Congratulations you survived your suicide
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 Your sorry little heart still bippity bops from side to side
                         F#                 Fm
 You get to see another day, so what do you say?
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 Lets Bake some cookies for an orphan who is going blind
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 Congratulations Welcome back to the grind
          F#             G#            C#    G#7
 Congratulations you survived your suicide

[Verse 2]
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 Congratulations you survived your suicide
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 Yeah you and that horror show cliché you’ve been trying to hide
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 Ring ring ring you nail down the window and lock the door but the cold was coming from inside
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 Congratulations the good guy is gonna survive
          F#          G#               C#   G#7   C#
 Congratulations the killer is still alive

[Pre-Chorus]
                          F#
 You tried to pull the trigger
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 but your hand began to shake
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                     F#   Fm
 So you dodged the bullet
Fm                   Bbm
 That you wanted to take

[Chorus]
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 Life is long and sweet and love is pure and true
                        F#         Fm
 So we got ourselves a problem here
                    Bbm   Fm   Bbm   G#7
 And the problem is you

[Verse 3]
          C#              G#            C#
 Congratulations you survived your suicide
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 There were oh so many who went before you that tried and died
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 But not you, you can hold your head up high
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 Let your failure fill you full of pride
          C#           G#            Bbm
 Congratulations your wish has been denied
          F#              G#            C# G#7 C#
 Congratulations you survived your suicide


[Pre-Chorus]
                           F#
 You tried to pull the trigger
           G#           Bbm
 but your hand began to shake
                     F#   Fm
 So you dodged the bullet
Fm                  Bbm
 That you wanted to take

[Chorus]
          F#                 G#              Bbm
 Life is long and sweet and love is pure and true
                        F#         Fm
 So we got ourselves a problem here
                    Bbm   Fm   Bbm   G#7
 And the problem is you

 [Verse 4]
          C#              G#            C#
 Congratulations you survived your suicide
                     F#                 G#               C#
 Your sorry little heart still bippity bops from side to side
                         F#                  Fm
 You get to see another day, so head to the bay
                       Bbm                F#
 Maybe buy yourself an hour-long jet ski ride
          C#              G#         Fm      Bbm  F#
 Congratulations you are back on the winning side
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 Congratulations you survived your suicide