Sickdom

     Em             G
E|--3----| e |--3----|      
B|--0----| o   B |--0----|o 
G|--0----| o   G |--0----|o 
D|--2----| D |--0----|o     
A|--2----| A |--2----|      
E|--0----| o   E |--3----|o 


      D             Am
E|--2----| e |--0----|o     
B|--3----| B |--1----|      
G|--2----| G |--2----|      
D|--0----| o   D |--2----|  
A|-------| x   A |--0----|o 
E|-------| x   E |-------|x 


      Bm            Bm7
E|--2----| e |--2----|  
B|--3----| B |--0----|  
G|--4----| G |--2----|  
D|--4----| D |--1----|  
A|--2----| A |--2----|  
E|--2----| E |-------|x 


     A             D6
E|--0----| o   e |--2----|  
B|--3----| B |--0----|      
G|--4----| G |--2----|      
D|--4----| D |--0----|o     
A|--0----| o   A |-------|x 
E|-------| x   E |-------|x 

And then there's this weirdo. It's 
essentially a Bm7 put down one fret.
     "W"

E|--3----|   
B|--0----|   
G|--3----|   
D|--2----|   
A|--3----|   
E|-------| x 

The INTRO is played at the 
beginning, (obviously,) but also 
after the choruses and the bridge. 
It's just a
G chord, then sliding down your 
middle finger and pinkie to the 7th 
fret(relative to the capo),
sliding back up to a chord the shape
 of a G, just one fret up,
and then back down to the original 
G. (Watch the video, you'll see what
 I mean.)


Also, during the kazoo break and the Bridge, he does this thing with the Em chord:
     Em   
E|--3-3-3--3--| 
B|--0-0-0--0--| 
G|--0-0-0--0--| 
D|--2-2-0--0--| 
A|--2-2-0--2--| 
E|--0-0-0--0--| 

Note that you hammer down with your 
middle finger back onto the D 
string.

He also does this with the G:
     G
E|--3-3-3-3--| 
B|--0-0-0-0--| 
G|--0-0-0-0--| 
D|--0-0-0-0--| 
A|--2-2-0-2--| 
E|--3-3-3-0--| 

You can lift your middle AND index, 
then hammer down with the index, but
 I prefer the method tabbed above.

I would recommend watching the video
 a few times to get the timing 
during the kazoo break,
(and all the other parts)

So, here it is:

INTRO

VERSE:

Em            C             Em   
The murderess undresses her late 
G     Em
night victim
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G                     D          
He's got a fine physique, that's 
                    Em  Bm7 Em
why she picked him
G                   D
She takes a swig of port then sits
A             Am             Em 
Upon his rigor mortised bits 
         D
till dawn
G                 D    Bm        
She's the sickest lass in all of 
Em   D   G
Sickdom

CHORUS:

D
Sickdom is a realm
            C                  G
Where saintly souls are overwhelmed,
            Em              Bm7   
Their grace erased and then 
                       Em   Bm7 Em
replaced with base depravity
D                              G 
Its denizens are menacing, yet 
               C
fill you full of calm
           Em      D               
By shoving opiated balm up in your 
G
cavity...

INTRO

VERSE:

       Em            C       
The murderess confesses to the 
  Em  G    Em
handsome priest
            G         D           
But he doesn't hear a word, as 
          Em  Bm7 Em
he's deceased
G                     D
She tears his frock & socks off 
and
A                   Am           
Prepares to get her rocks off by 
Em            D
smearing him
G                         D    
In the extremely unctuous gunk 
Bm               Em  D    G
with which she's greased

KAZOO BDA K
D  G  Em  “W”  Em  Bm7 Em D G  Em 
Bm7 Em  D G

BRIDGE:

       D                   Em
The murderess caresses her machete
        Am                    
And curls up on a deep magenta 
 Em
settee
      D                          
The scent of fetid gent is strong 
     G
and heady
       A                D6    
As she slips out of her pinkish 
            G
patchwork teddy

INTRO

VERSE:

       Em       C            Em   
The murderess's tresses grow gray 
G   Em
and thin
              G        D          
And then the ravages of time do 
      Em  Bm7 Em
her in
      G              D
She punts across the Styx to dwell
       A           Am             
But cannot get her kicks so well 
  Em       D
in Hades,
            G            D    Bm 
Where cavorting with the dead is 
      Em   D       G
not a sin, rickety-tin,
        Em                D    
How she longs to live in Sickdom 
       G D G
once again…