The Figmoron Tree

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My dad once bought a Figmoron Tree
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He planted it and he grew it
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I chopped it down with a cherry-handled axe
      G           Am           Em
And I told my old man I didn't do it

Em               Am
After he died, I planted another
          Em                       D
Where the earth and his bones were mingled
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I cannot tell you how long I let that one stand
           G           Am             Em
But if you look at the stump then the rings will


[Chorus]
C       G      D   G           D        C
Sitting in the sun beneath the Figmoron Tree
G        Am            Em
Figmoron Trees give no shade
C       G      D   G           D        C
Sitting in the sun beneath the Figmoron Tree
G           C            Em
Sipping on a hot lemonade


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[Verse 2]
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You better not wait for the wind to knock it down
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So you can cut it up and cord it
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Whichever way the wind is blowing from
      G       Am        Em
The Figmoron Tree bends toward it

Em                        Am
In October its leaves all turn pitch back
         Em                        D
And they float away up through the clouds
           Em                      C
Where they gather and stick like a thick swarm of bats
           G         Am          Em
Until they fall in a heap to the ground


[Chorus]
C       G      D   G           D        C
Sitting in the sun beneath the Figmoron Tree
G        Am            Em
Figmoron Trees give no shade
C       G      D   G           D        C
Sitting in the sun beneath the Figmoron Tree
G           C            Em
Sipping on a hot lemonade


[Verse 3]
Em                      Am
It was 19 hundred-ought-zero-oh-nine
Em                   D
Flanagan went on his shooting spree
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The next day I went out with my pliers and knife
           G  Am             Em
And pulled 91 slugs from the Figmoron Tree

Em                       Am
I had just busted out of jail when I heard
          Em                    D
The sound brakes make when they screech--
   Em         Em              C      C
My dear, late wife wrapped my yellow truck
           G            Am   Em
Around the trunk of the old Figmoron Tree


[Chorus]
C       G      D   G           D        C
Sitting in the sun beneath the Figmoron Tree
G        Am            Em
Figmoron Trees give no shade
C       G      D   G           D        C
Sitting in the sun beneath the Figmoron Tree
G           C            Em
Sipping on a hot lemonade