The Windy, Windy Night
Sycamore Smith
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[Intro] G E Am D7G E Am D7G C7 The wild dog fetches grenadesB7 C7 B7 The drunken wraith wretches &Em fadesG Am A schoolgirl twirls in the wheat fieldB7 D Em Until a combine catches her braidsG C7 The princess picks nits off her laceB7 C7 Em And gives her wrist a little spritz of maceG Am Cupid's so low that he loads up a bowB7 D And he shoots himself full in theEm E7 face [Chorus]A Am My mother was a half-wit whoreD G She left me at her own front doorA Am My father was a deacon who would often wake up reekin'D Of the sins he had condemned theEm E7 Am D7 day beforeContinues after the adG If I hear you've been romancing MissC7 RuthB7 C7 I'm gonna cut you with a cancerousEm toothG But first I'll hitch you up to aAm hell-bitch nagB7 D And let her drag you half the wayEm to DuluthG C7 If I catch you trying to make Miss TrishB7 C7 I'm gonna drop you in the lake,B7 Em ker-splishG But first I'll lash bricks to yourAm hands and your kneesB7 D So you can crawl into bed with theEm E7 fish [Chorus]A Am My mother was a half-wit whoreD G She left me at her own front doorA Am My father was a deacon who would often wake up reekin'D Of the sins he had condemned theEm E7 Am D7 day before( G B7 C7 B7 )( G B7 C7 B7 )( G E Am D7 )G B7 C7 The mentalist straightens his spineB7 C7 While his Rubenesque apprenticeEm bends his mindG Am The two of them ride through the windy, windy nightB7 D Em On a levitated elevated lineG B7 Now I'm off to meet a marvelousC7 wenchB7 I found her name & number carvedEm in a benchG I wouldn't mind at all if you're hotAm to join the ballB7 D But if you're not, please pardonEm E7 Am D7 my French [Chorus]A Am My mother was a half-wit whoreD G She left me at her own front doorA Am My father was a deacon who would often wake up reekin'D Of the sins he had condemned theEm E7 C E7 day before[Outro] C E7 C7 B7 D G7