Jason B Sad

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Jason!


[Verse 1]
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Jason B. Sad was a lonely lad, his
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 head was a bed for everyone
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His clothes were his life, but his 
heart was a knife
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Inscribed upon it was "Rock 'n' roll
 is cruel"


[Chorus]
C                       Am
Take me to school, boy, leave me 
alone, boy
Em
Slice me a bone of the Universe
C                       Am
Take me to school, boy, leave me 
alone, boy
Em
Slice me a bone of the Universe


[Instrumental]
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[Verse 2]
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Jason got weird and he pierced his
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 ears, a gypsy alone in his 
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gallantry
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He met Shaky Sue, who wore only 
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blue and they shared in their 
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teenage misery


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[Chorus]
C                       Am
Take me to school, boy, leave me 
alone, boy
Em
Slice me a bone of the universe
C                       Am
Take me to school, boy, leave me 
alone, boy
Em
Slice me a bone of the universe
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 Here I come


[Instrumental]
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    Owww    Owww


[Chorus]
C                       Am
Take me to school, boy, leave me 
alone, boy
Em
Slice me a bone of the universe
C                       Am
Take me to school, boy, leave me 
alone, boy
Em
Slice me a bone of the universe


[Instrumental]
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 Ahhh


[Verse 3]
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Then Jason read books and wore 
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hard looks, he swapped Blue Sue for
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 an artisan
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His winters were long and a 
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fantastic song, grew from his head 
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like a marigold


[Chorus]
C                       Am
Take me to school, boy, leave me 
alone, boy
Em
Slice me a bone of the universe
C                       Am
Take me to school, boy, leave me 
alone, boy
Em
Slice me a bone of the universe
C                       Am
Take me to school, boy, leave me 
alone, boy
Em
Slice me a bone of the universe


[Other]
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 Jason