B
It?s that time, that time of the month

Well I woke up early and I got a hunch 

E
Gonna head on down to the beach today, surf all my girl probs away 

B
?Cause all I wanna do is cry, ask mother nature why why why 

E
Listen to the Cramps on my stereo, turn it up as loud as it will go 

F#       E
Surfin?, surfin? the wave 

F#       E
All the girls are surfin? the wave 
F#       E                B
Surfin? the crimson wave today 

B
Gonna call in sick to work, I don?t care, my boss is a jerk 

E
Can?t believe all the pain I?m in, get me white wine and vicodin 

B
Call my girls see if they wanna go, take their minds off dumb aunt flo 

E
Sew a scarlet letter on my bathing suit, ?cause I?ve got sharks in hot pursuit 

F#       E
Surfin?, surfin? the wave 

F#       E
All the girls are surfin? the wave 
F#       E                B
Surfin? the crimson wave today 

E             B        F#          B 
There are communists in the summer house

E             B        F#          B 
There are communists in the summer house 

E     B        F#        B     E     B          F#        B
Offer them some primrose tea, if you need me, you know where I?ll be 

F#       E
Surfin?, surfin? the wave 

F#       E
All the girls are surfin? the wave 
F#       E                B
Surfin? the crimson wave today