Lemons And Pears

C D F C

[Verse]
C                               
I asked Lemon, "Please get off my 
   D
mind"
F                             
She said, "I can't do that, I'm 
    C
confined"
C                                 
I said, "I think it's unfair that 
            D
you can't leave.
F                          
Please be nice, pretend it's 
            C
Christmas Eve"

[Chorus]
C             F           
You've been stuck here since 
      C
forember,
F                       Ab  F    
Can't you just remember    how to 
 G
go.

[Verse]
C                                  
She said "I'm real sorry, it's not 
D
me
F                            C
Can't you tell this to your diary
C                                 
Listen, I've moved on, I've met a 
           D
boy named Pear
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F                
He's the sweetest, 
                C
multi-pear-ionaire

[Chorus]
C             F           
You've been stuck here since 
      C
forember,
F                       Ab  F    
Can't you just remember    how to 
 G
go.

[Verse]
C           Am
No. It's impossible.
D           F
No. It's infeasible.
C           Am
No. It's improbable.
D            F
No. It's im-grapes-able.

G F

[Verse]
C                                  
Next time that I think of you I'll 
D
say,
    F                              
"I hope you'll have a really rotten
 C
 day."
C                                 
Then you'll say, "I'm sorry, I was
   D
 wrong.
F                                 
You and me, We'll always have your
  C         F    C
 song, and get along"

[Chorus]
C            Am
You've been stuck here since 
forember,
               C    Ab      Am G
Can't you just remember how to go.

[Verse]
C           Am
No. It's impossible.
D   G     F         G F
No. It's infeasible.
C           Am
No. It's improbable.
   F D F                   F Ab
No.      It's impeachable.