Tabbed By: Your Mom
player. He is unbelievably sexy.
I?m pretty sure this is how the song is played. Riff 1 should be played clean and Riff 2 should be played
distortion.
(Standard Tuning)
Riff 1
e------------------------------------------------------------|
B------------------------------------------------------------|
G----------------3---\2-------------------------2---/3-------|
D-----------2-----------------------------2------------------|
A-------2---------------------------2------------------------|
E----0-------------------------0-----------------------------|
Riff 2
(E) (F) (G)
[--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--------1--------3--]
[--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--------1--------3--]
[--1--1--1--1--1--1--1--1--1--------2--------4--]
[--2--2--2--2--2--2--2--2--2--------3--------5--]
[--2--2--2--2--2--2--2--2--2--------3--------5--]
[--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--------1--------3--]
Bridge:
(D) (A)
[--2------------------I-----0--------------]
[--3------------------I-----2--------------]
[--2----strum---------I-----2----strum-----]
[--0------------------I-----2--------------]
[---------------------I-----0--------------]
[---------------------I--------------------]
Outro
(E) (F) (E) (F) (E) (F) (E)
[--0--0--0--0--0-----1------0--0--0--0--0-----1-----0--0--0--0--0-----1-----0--------0--]
[--0--0--0--0--0-----1------0--0--0--0--0-----1-----0--0--0--0--0-----1-----0--------0--]
[--1--1--1--1--1-----2------1--1--1--1--1-----2-----1--1--1--1--1-----2-----1--------0--]
[--2--2--2--2--2-----3------2--2--2--2--2-----3-----2--2--2--2--2-----3-----2-----------]
[--2--2--2--2--2-----3------2--2--2--2--2-----3-----2--2--2--2--2-----3-----2-----------]
[--0--0--0--0--0-----1------0--0--0--0--0-----1-----0--0--0--0--0-----1-----0-----------]
Riff 1 (2X)
Riff 1
All the girls back in high school
Riff 1
Who wouldn?t go out with me
Riff 1
You all said I was a wierdo
Riff 1
And that?s all I?d ever be
Riff 1
That?s okay I don?t mind now
Riff 1
That you threw me on the floor
Riff 1
Thats okay cause I?m fine now
Riff 1
I don?t need you anymore
Riff 1
I can see all this time now
Riff 1
Trying to get you was a waste
Riff 1
Then again I?m okay now
Riff 1
Cause you?ve been replaced
Riff 2
By a chicken
Riff 2
I don?t need humans anymore
Riff 2
I?m having sex with a chicken
Riff 2
She lays her eggs and then I score
Riff 1 (4X)
Riff 2
You all thought I was a geek
Riff 2
I?m having the time of my life
Riff 2
I stick my dick in her beak
Riff 2
And finger her with a knife
Bridge:
D
I?ve tried horses
A
I?ve tried sheep
D
I?ve tried cows
A
I beat my meat
D
When I?m with a chicken
A
I feel at home
D
She rubs my dick
A
Till it begins to foam
D
I wanted you to go out with me
A
But you won?t
D
Now chickens make me hard
A
And you don?t
Riff 2
You might see be at the farm
Riff 2
You might see me in black leather
Riff 2
You might see me in my car
Riff 2
Whacking off on her feathers
Outro (4X)
Mmm, Tastes like chicken