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This song is just way too catchy. Saw so many requests for this jingle, so here goes! Enjoy :)

Note: For the verses, feel free to use Fsus2 instead of the F - it sounds better, but I've
kept it at F for its simplicity. All the verses and choruses (except the last one)
entail the same chords respectively. 
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Intro: C F x2

Verse:
    C    F       C   F      
Set fire to your hair
       C          F       C   F
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear 
    C       F        C      F 
Eat medicines that's out of date 
         C       F        C       F
Use your private parts as piranha bait 

Chorus:
C        Em7      Am Cmaj9 F            D7        G  G7
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die
C        Em7      Am Cmaj9 F            G          C
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die

Verse:
Get your toast out with a fork 
Do your own electrical work 
Teach yourself how to fly 
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie 

Chorus:
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die 
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die

Verse:
Invite a psycho-killer inside 
Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride 
Take your helmet off in outer space 
Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place 

Chorus:
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die 
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die

Verse:
Keep a rattlesnake as a pet 
Sell both the kidneys on the internet 
Eat a tube of superglue 
"I wonder what's this red button do?" 

Chorus:
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die 
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die

Bridge:
Am        Cmaj9  F                  G            F    G 
Dress up like a moose during hunting season 
Am        Cmaj9    F              G          F
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
G                      Am
Stand on the edge of a train station platform 
C                                F
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing 
G                                 Am
Run across the tracks between the platforms 
F                              G
They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly 

Chorus:
C               F    C              Am
Dumbest ways to die, Dumbest ways to die
C               F 
Dumbest ways to die
C          F     C         F       C
So many dumb, So many dumb ways to die