Dumb Ways To Die

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This song is just way too catchy. Saw so many requests for this jingle, so here goes! Enjoy :)

Note: For the verses, feel free to use Fsus2 instead of the F - it sounds better, but I've
kept it at F for its simplicity. All the verses and choruses (except the last one)
entail the same chords respectively.
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Intro: C F x2

Verse:
    C    F       C   F
Set fire to your hair
       C          F       C   F
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
    C       F        C      F
Eat medicines that's out of date
         C       F        C       F
Use your private parts as piranha bait

Chorus:
C        Em7      Am Cmaj9 F            D7        G  G7
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die
C        Em7      Am Cmaj9 F            G          C
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die

Verse:
Get your toast out with a fork
Do your own electrical work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie

Chorus:
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die

Verse:
Invite a psycho-killer inside
Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride
Take your helmet off in outer space
Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place

Chorus:
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die

Verse:
Keep a rattlesnake as a pet
Sell both the kidneys on the internet
Eat a tube of superglue
"I wonder what's this red button do?"

Chorus:
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die

Bridge:
Am        Cmaj9  F                  G            F    G
Dress up like a moose during hunting season
Am        Cmaj9    F              G          F
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
G                      Am
Stand on the edge of a train station platform
C                                F
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
G                                 Am
Run across the tracks between the platforms
F                              G
They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly

Chorus:
C               F    C              Am
Dumbest ways to die, Dumbest ways to die
C               F
Dumbest ways to die
C          F     C         F       C
So many dumb, So many dumb ways to die