Dumb Ways To Die

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G|---------0-----------2--------| (Repeat throughout the verses) 
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Set fire to your hair
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicine that's out of date
Use your private parts as piranha bait


[Chorus]

C    C/B     Am    Em
Dumb ways to die
   F         D       G     F
So many dumb ways to die
C    C/B     Am    Em
Dumb ways to die
   F         G        C
So many dumb ways to die


[Verse]

Get your toast out with a fork
Do your own electrical work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie


[Chorus]

C    C/B     Am    Em
Dumb ways to die
   F         D       G     F
So many dumb ways to die
C    C/B     Am    Em
Dumb ways to die
   F         G        C
So many dumb ways to die


[Verse]

Invite a psycho killer inside
Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride
Take your helmet off in outer space
Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place


[Chorus]

C    C/B     Am    Em
Dumb ways to die
   F         D       G     F
So many dumb ways to die
C    C/B     Am    Em
Dumb ways to die
   F         G        C
So many dumb ways to die


[Verse]

Keep a rattle snake as a pet
Sell both your kidneys on the internet
Eat a tube of superglue
'I wonder what's this red button do'

[Chorus]

C    C/B     Am    Em
Dumb ways to die
   F         D       G     F
So many dumb ways to die
C    C/B     Am    Em
Dumb ways to die
   F         G        C
So many dumb ways to die


[Bridge]

Am         G      C            Fmaj7   F      G
Dress up like a moose during hunting season
   Am       G        C       Fmaj7    F
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
G                         Am
Stand on the edge of a train station platform
G                                Am
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
G                                   Am       G
Run across the tracks between the platforms
     F                           G
They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly


[Otro]

    C        C/B      Am   Em
The dumbest ways to die
    C        C/B      Am   Em
The dumbest ways to die
    C        C/B      Am   Em
The dumbest ways to die...
     F
So many dumb
   G                 C
So many dumb ways to die