My name is chunk and I'm a real fat ass
No diet plan could ever help me
My friends are laughing about my plump mass
Where is my dick? Long time no see

Yesterday I heard of an arcane company
A cult, maybe, that's crazy ‘bout slender body
With blood I signed a contract, a lifetime membership
Proponents call the concept the hippo effect

Check in hypnotherapy
Lose weight in coma
Check out of reality
You won't remember

Fat snatchers want you, they have a secret plan
Fat snatchers watch you, if you're a sugar fan
Fat snatchers need you, your pounds, your calories
Fat snatchers harvest, reduce you in weeks

My name was chunk, now it's thirty days later
I can't believe what became of me
A featherweight, a chocolate-hater
It all seems odd, I'll investigate

A country in the third world is where the traces lead
So horrified I realize: There's nothing to eat
From all alone they're getting fat, some even look like me
I can't escape hippo effect, malnourished and bony

Check in hypnotherapy
Lose weight in coma
Check out of reality
You won't remember

Fat snatchers want you, they have a secret plan
Fat snatchers watch you, if you're a sugar fan
Fat snatchers need you, your pounds, your calories
Fat snatchers harvest, reduce you in weeks

Check in hypnotherapy
Lose weight in coma
Check out of reality
You won't remember

Fat snatchers want you, they have a secret plan
Fat snatchers watch you, if you're a sugar fan
Fat snatchers need you, your pounds, your calories
Fat snatchers harvest, reduce you in weeks