Intro :
Funny everytime on the telephone
All i ever get is a dial tone
*69, you hold my hand
Some bitch on the line, say leave my man
Dats the kinda game you play with your life
A mussi murda yuh waan mi charge for
Cho
Mi naah call no 119
Mi love yuh but if yuh ever dis the program one more time
Yuh gonna wake up in the morning kindly brushing yuh teeth
With ma big tek nine
This is a wake up call, bwoy nuh badda bawl
Caw dis a different time, whey me say, whey mi say
1. mi naah pour nuh oil inna nuh man ears
Mi have mi taurus, an dis a modern days
Mi nuh tek flowers, neither get well card
Yuh see mi big gun, a it run di yard
Mi naah tek no lick, gal mi dun wid dat
Mi nuh waan nuh ice pick, cause mi have mi glock
An when mi talk, nuh badda kin yuh teeth
Hey bwoy yuh fi tek mi serious
Cho
2. all a di man dem whey know dem naah dis
Push up unnu han when yuh hear dis yah mix
If yuh nuh push up yuh han den listen fi di click
Wid di gal inna di place an mi matic nuh stick, nuh stick
Unnu fi hear whey mi say, hey
Yuh all have yuh dutty gal a chat inna mi face
An when mi defend dat, yuh get pon mi case
Funny everytime mi answer the phone
All mi ever get is a dial tone
Mi *69 an yuh hol ma hand
Yuh gal deh pon di line a say fi lef har man
A dem deh kinda game yuhplay wid yuh life
A mussi murda yuh waan mi charge for
Cho
Rpt verse 1