Crush (Internet Stalker)

I screen saved all the photos from your family vacations
I checked out all your Spotify recommendations
I followed you on Twitter, and Instagram too
Is there anywhere else I can find you?

Every 15 minutes, I'm refreshing your page
Refreshing your page, refreshing your page
Every 15 minutes, I'm refreshing your page
Refreshing your page, refreshing your page

It was love at first sight, except you tried to ignore me
You were playin' hard to get
Now I want to be your girlfriend but you can't ignore me
Cause I found you on the internet

Now I always know who you're with, where you are, and what you're doing
I just wish it was me, that you were pursuing
And the funny thing is, you haven't got a clue
That I've got a crush on you

I got a notified, you posted on Facebook
Sure enough, there's a new photo on your wall
Within a few minutes, I see some blonde chick liked it
I bet that she's your late night booty call

You send out a tweet that today was a great day
But how could it be, without me there
I bet it's cause your sleeping with that blonde chick on Facebook
The one with the bleached, peroxide hair

Every 15 minutes, I'm refreshing your page
Refreshing your page, refreshing your page
Every 15 minutes, I'm refreshing your page
Refreshing your page, refreshing your page

It was love at first sight, except you tried to ignore me
Tried to ignore me, tried to ignore me
So I found you online, and now you can't ignore me
You can't ignore me, you can't ignore me

Now I always know who you're with, where you are, and what you're doing
I just wish it was me, that you were pursuing
And the funny thing is, you haven't got a clue
That I've got a crush on you

You'll never know the pain I feel
As I watch you from afar
I can't deny my love is real
I even know who your friends of friends of friends are
I never knew how love can hurt
Until I put on my Google alert
Every post, every tweet
It's so hard to see that it's not about me. (Not about me)

It was love at first sight, except you tried to ignore me
Tried to ignore me, tried to ignore me
So I found you online, and now you can't ignore me
You can't ignore me, you can't ignore me

Now I always know who you're with, where you are, and what you're doing
I just wish it was me, that you were pursuing
And the funny thing is, you haven't got a clue
That I've got a crush on you

Oh crap, you just block me from viewing your Facebook
Crap, you just blocked me from your Twitter too
You sent me an email to leave you alone
Well guess what, I still like you