Monologue Song

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(intro)   C

C       G         Am      Em
I like glitter and sparkly dresses.
F
But I'm not gonna talk about that
G
in my monologue.
C       G       Am              
I like baking and things that smell 
Em
like winter.
F
But I'm not gonna talk about that
G
in my monologue.

C
La la la. La la la.

C                G       
I like writing songs about 
 Am               Em
douchebags who cheat on me.
F
But I'm not gonna say that
G
in my monologue.

           C                   
I like writing their names into 
    G                 Am          
songs so they're ashamed to go in 
Em
public.
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F
But I'm not gonna say that
G
in my monologue.

( C )

C   G  Am    G     F           
La la. La la la la la. This is my 
    G
musical monologue.

C            G                    
You might think I'd bring up Joe, 
Am                  Em
that guy who broke up with me on the
 phone.
F
But I'm not gonna mention him,
G
in my monologue.

C
Hey Joe, I'm doing real well!
G             Am       Em
Tonight I'm hosting 'SNL.'
F
But I'm gonna brag about that
G
in my monologue.

C
La la la. Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. La la la.
C                               G
And if you're wondering if I 
                      Am        Em
might be dating the werewolf from 
'Twilight.'
[ "Hi Taylor," pisca e manda beijo.]
F
I'm not gonna comment on that
G
in my monologue.

C   G  Am    G     F           
La la. La la la la la. This is my 
    G
musical monologue.

( Am )

Am                             
You might be expecting me to say 
      Em
something bad about Kanye
    F
and how he ran up on the stage and 
ruined my VMA monologue.
C            G                  
But there's nothing more to say 
Am       G          F
cuz everything's OK.
                             F
I've got security lining the stage.

It's my 'SNL' monologue.
C   G  Am    G    F           
La la. La la la la la. This is
      G
 my 'SNL' monologue.
C   G  Am    G     F           
La la. La la la la la. That was my 
   G
'SNL' monologue.