This Is Why We Cant Have Nice Things

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It was so nice throwing big parties
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Jump into the pool from the balcony
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Everyone swimming in a champagne sea  (whooooo)
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And there are no rules when you show up here
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Bass beat rattling the chandelier
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Feeling so Gatsby for that whole year


[Pre-Chorus]
   Em                           A
So why'd you have to rain on my parade?
               Em                    A
I'm shaking my head, I'm locking the gates


[Chorus]
                          D    Bm      G  A
This is why we can't have nice things, dar-ling
D
Because you break them
 Bm                G
I had to take them awaayayayay
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This is why we can't have nice things, ho-ney
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Did you think I wouldn't hear all the things you said about meeEeEeeEeEe?
A                         N.C.
This is why we can't have nice things

N.C.
[pitch bend] whooooooo

[Verse 2]
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It was so nice being friends again
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There I was, giving you a second chance
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But then you stabbed in the back while shaking my hand
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And therein lies the issue
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Friends don't try to trick you
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Get you on the phone and mind-twist you
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And so I took an axe to a mended fence


[Pre-Chorus]
        Em                                 A
But I'm not the only friend you've lost lately
   Em                  A
If only you weren't so shady


[Chorus]
                          D    Bm      G  A
This is why we can't have nice things, dar-ling
D
Because you break them
 Bm                G
I had to take them awaayayayay
A                         D    Bm      G A
This is why we can't have nice things, ho-ney
D                             Bm                            G
Did you think I wouldn't hear all the things you said about meeEeEeeEeEe?
A
This is why we can't have-


[Bridge]
D                    Bm7
Here's a toast to my real friends
G                         A
They don't care about that he-said-she-said
D                Bm7
And here's to my baby
G                         A
He ain't reading what they call me lately
D                Bm7
And here's to my momma
G               A
Had to listen to all this drama
    D         Bm
And here's to you
      G                             A
Cause forgiveness is a nice thing to do
N.C.
"Haha, I can't even say it with a straight face"


[Chorus]
                          D    Bm      G  A
This is why we can't have nice things, dar-ling (darling)
D
Because you break them
 Bm                G
I had to take them away
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This is why we can't have nice (ah-ah) things,(oh-no) hon(baby)-ney
D                             Bm                            G
Did you think I wouldn't hear all the things you said about meeeee?
A                         D    Bm      G  A
This is why we can't have nice things, dar-ling
    (And here's to my real friends)
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Because you break them
 Bm                G
I had to take them and here's to my baby
A                         D    Bm      G  A
This is why we can't have nice things, dar-ling
(They didn't care about that he-said-she-said)
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Did you think I wouldn't hear all the things you said about meeeee?
A
This is why we can't have

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   nice things.