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Getting bored of Walls 2
                          Bm
I should find a new minigame

October, 2013 saw the game and I thought
  G
Oh my god, the fuck is this

So many OP kits
 A7sus4                   A
But I guess I'll play a game


[Verse 2]
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Horsetamers everywhere
                            Bm
Dominating winter all day long

Everybody's kit's the same

Because it is so damn strong
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but hey, I can survive

I get better ping here than to the Hive
 A
Teams and hackers everywhere,
  G                             A
but nobody plays blitz to be fair


[Chorus]
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So I'll keep on playing
                     Bm
And get horsetamer six

My horse is fast but stupid
                       Em
And I will call it Brick

Toxicologist gets added
                         G
With a level 5 stone sword

Keep going with a single dream that
                          D
One day I’ll be leaderboards
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Gonna join another map
                          Bm
But I know it’s all in vain

Trying to earn some coins
                         Em
But it’s not worth the pain

Got a long list of level 7's
                             G
No high level kits I've gained
                                G
Keep getting rogue’d in deathmatch
  N.C.                       D
But that's just the game


[Verse 3]
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Hypixel, gets a new host
                      Bm
I will miss you 30 ping

Now it’s on, the east coast

But now I only want one thing
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To get, the youtube rank

What the fuck it’s 30k subs
 A7sus4                 A
And I join the Elite team


[Verse 4]
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Screaming, crying, horse users
                           Bm
As we nerf their kit to bits

Don’t worry, toxic’s next

We’ll completely revamp blitz
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Make it, a whole new game

While I try, and rise to fame
  A
I’ll make for, myself a name
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When I’m done here this game will never be the same


[Chorus]
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So I release my first montage
                   Bm
Become a rising star

People blame my hit detection
                  Em
Because of my 5 bar
                                               G
But it was the first of many, and I buy armorer 10

People blame thorns constantly but

I still make one again
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I name it Unexpected
                    Bm
Later I release Life

My personal favorite
                       Em
Flawlesses left and right

But Blitz has some new problems
                       G
And this one’s pretty dumb
                       G
Only one map ever fills up
        N.C.
Why is it Caelum?


[Bridge]
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Remove Caelum and replace it with v2

But it’s still half the things people queue
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So many teams the forums explode
 D   N.C.
So we release an update: team mode


[Chorus]
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That was my last move
                         Bm
And I leave the Elite Team

People ask me why but
                      Em
I must follow my dreams

So I guess that marks the end of
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My whole 9 month regime

But I’m telling you the game is

Better off than it seems
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So that was Blitz
                    Bm
It’s been over a year

Nowadays there’s nothing
                       Em
But lots of diamond gear
 G
There’s five scouts in each round

It’s getting quite insane
                      G
I keep getting janitored but
 N.C.
That’s just the game