B
Friendship is rare, do you know what im saying to you,
G#m
Friendship is rare.
B
My derriere, when you find out much later that they
G#m
Dont really care.

[Chorus]
A            E            B
It's rare to me, cant you see.
A            E            B
It's rare to me, cant you see.

[Verse]
B
Oh shit there's a bear, could you hand me that shotgun buddy
G#m
Also that chair?
B
We're fighting a bear, now your life's in great danger and you
G#m
Don't even care.

[Chorus]
A            E            B
It's rare to me, cant you see.
A            E            B
It's rare to me, cant you see.

[Bridge]
A open       A
It's rare to me,
A open           A
Say a prayer for me,
          A       D      B         E  Esus  E  Esus
Cause its rare to me and Tenacious D

[Chorus 2]
B                                        Bb  B  Bb  B  Bb
Friends will be friends, they're running naked in the sand.
B                                  Bb  B  Bb  B  Bb
Friends holding hands will someday surely form a band.
B                                     C#
Friends will be friends they say that friends are friends to the bitter end.

[Bridge 2]
Eb
As long as there's a record deal we'll always be friends.
Eb
As long as there's a record deal we'll always be friends.

[Chorus 2]
B                                        Bb  B  Bb  B  Bb
Friends will be friends, they're running naked in the sand.
B                                  Bb  B  Bb  B  Bb
Friends holding hands will someday surely form a band.
B                                     C#
Friends will be friends they say that friends are friends to the bitter end.

[Outro]
Eb
As long as there's a record deal we'll always be friends.
(Eb, acappella)
As long as there's a record deal we'll always be friends, yeah.