[Intro] Dm  D4  Dm  D9  Am
        A4  Am  A9  F  C  G

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A long ass fuckin' time ago
Dm                   (D4 Dm D9 Dm)
In a town called Kickapoo
Am                   (A4 Am A9 Am)
There lived a humble family
Am                      (A4 Am A9 Am)
Religious through and through
F
But yay there was a black sheep
C                     G
And he knew just what to do
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His name was young J.B
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And he refused to step in-line
Am              (A4 Am A9 Am)
A vision he did see-eth of
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Fuckin' rockin' all the time
F                 C              G                            G
He wrote a tasty jam and all the planets did align

(Nota: A partir daqui, tocar todas as acoredes em powerchord.)

..::Jack Black (Son)
        A                              C
Oh the dragons balls were blazin' as I stepped into his cave
       G
Then I sliced his fuckin' cockles
       A#
With a long and shiney blade!
      A
'Twas I who fucked the dragon
     C
Fuckalize sing-fuckaloo!
     G
And if you try to fuck with me
     A#                A
Then I shall fuck you too!
C             G                     A
   Gotta get it on in the party zone!
C                   G                      A
   I gots to shoot a load in the party zone!
C              G                        A
   Gotta lick a toad in the party zone!
C               G                       A
   Gotta suck a chode in the party zone!

 Ahhhhhhhhhh

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( A#  F  B  F  G#  C#  G# )

G      C            G
You've disobeyed my orders, son
    A#       D#   A#
Why Were You Ever Born?
     F         B         F
Your brother's ten times better than you
G#          C#  G#
Jesus loves him more
     G     C        G             A#            D#       A#
This music that you play for us comes from the depths of hell
F                   B           F    G#    D#      G#
Rock and roll's The Devil's work, he wants you to rebel
        G       C        G
You'll become a mindless puppet
      A#       D#       A#
Beelzebub will pull the strings!
     F          C      F
Your heart will lose direction
     G#             G
And chaos it will bring
Bb                         F
You'd better shut your mouth
                     G
Better watch your tone!
Bb                    F                     G
You're GROUNDED for a week with no telephone!
Bb                     F
Don't let me here you cry
                        G
Don't let me hear you moan!
Bb                     F                       G
You gotta praise The Lord when you're in my home!

(Nota: Apartir daqui tocar acordes normais)

G
Dio can you hear me?
      Bb
I am lost and so alone
    F
I'm askin' for your guidance
          G#
Won't you come down from your throne?
  G                              Bb
I need a tight compadre who will teach me how to rock
   F
My father thinks you're evil
         G#
But man, he can suck a cock
G
Rock is not The Devil's work
     Bb
It's magical and rad
     F                          G#
I'll never rock as long as I am stuck here with my dad

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(Nota: Apartir daqui tocar as acordes em powerchord)
  C
I hear you brave young Jaybles
            C
You are hungry for the rock
            C
But to learn the ancient method
       Bb
Sacred doors you must unlock
  C
Escape your father's clutches
           C
And this oppressive neighborhood
     C
On a journey you must go
             Bb           C (deixa soar)
 To find the land of Hollywood!

       C
In The City of Fallen Angels
           F              G#
Where the ocean meets the sand
          C
You will form a strong alliance
         F                   G#
And the world's most awesome band
    C
To find your fame and fortune
             F               G#
Through the valley you must walk
         C
You will face your inner demons
    F              G#
Now go my son and rock!

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[Final]

G
So he went from fuckin' Kickapoo with hunger in his heart
      D
And he journeyed far and wide to find the secrets of his art
A#                              F                     C
But in the end he knew that he would find his counterpart

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