Thoroughly Modern Millie

Everything today is thoroughly modern
Check your personality
Everything today makes yesterday slow
Better face reality
It's not
Insanity
Says Vanity Fair
In fact
It's stylish to raise your skirts and bob your hair

In a rumble seat, the world is so cozy
If the boy is kissable
And that tango dance they wouldn't allow
Now is quite permissable
Goodbye, good-goody girl
I'm changing, and how!
So beat the drums 'cause here comes thoroughly
Modern Millie now

There are those
I suppose
Think we're mad
Heaven knows
The world has gone
To rack and to ruin
What we think is chic, unique, and quite adorable
They think is odd and Sodom and Gomorrah-ble

But the fact is
Everything today is thoroughly modern
Bands are getting jazzier
Everything today is starting to go
Cars are getting snazzier
Goodbye, good-goody girl
I'm changing, and how!
So beat the drums 'cause here comes thoroughly
Modern Millie now