King Kong Song

Eat my breakfast, drop the kids off
Thats how my daily life starts
On the highway, til' it's payday
I have a meeting with the boss
He has a wicked leg, he has a wicked leg
He likes to kick me in the ass til it turns red
I hate my job, i hate it all
I wanna be a million dollar fucking rockstar
Why!
-Wont you get me a gig before i die...

Chourus
Will write you a song song
Just as heavy as king kong
While im smoking my bong bong

I wanna be a hunk with a metalguitar
Cause people tell me i could go pretty far
I need some kicks as im Kerry King licks
And get the chicks by the bar

Now its lunchtime, cut the barbwire
I'm going to the deli and get myself a wrap
Life is rrazy, this job makes me
A suicidal freak feeling like crap
Why!
-wont you get me a gig before i die..

I will write you a song song
cause i know how to pling plong
-just like playing the ping pong

Chourus

I'll be getting the chi..Chicks by the bar
I'll be showing my tri..Tricks on guitar
They'll be blowing me bli..Blind in my car
I'll be throwing the sui..Suit on the yard
I'll be hitting my bo..Boss really hard
I'll be getting a bo..Bodyguard

Eat my breakfast, drop the kids off
Thats how my daily life starts
On the highway, til' it's payday
I have a meeting with the boss
Why!
-wont you give me a gig before i die..

I will force you to sing sing
I will give you a ring ring
and you give me some bling bling

Chorus