Signs

        C         Bm              
And the sign says long haired 
         A                G
freaky people  need not apply
     D            Bm              
So I tuck my hair under my hat and
   G                  A
 I went in to ask him why
   Bm                       
He said you look like a fine 
                   G
outstanding young man, I think 
you'll do
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     D                       
So I took off my cap and said 
  A           G                A
imagine that,  me working for you

CHORUS
D             C          G
Signs, signs, everywhere signs
D                       C      G
Fuckin' up the scenery, messin' my 
mind
A                 G
Do this, don't do that
                   C
Can't you read the sign?