Signs

D    Dsus4 D  Dsus2 D  Dsus4 D  G/B

[Verse 1]
        C         G/B             
And the sign says long haired 
         D/A         G
freaky people need not apply
    D               A             
So I tuck my hair under my hat and
   G                  A
 I went in to ask him why
Bm                           
  He said you look like a fine 
                    G
outstanding young man, I think 
you'll do
     D                       
So I took off my hat and said 
  A                 G             
imagine that, huh, me working for 
  A
you


[Chorus]
D             C            G
Signs, signs, everywhere a sign
D                       C        
Fuckin' up the scenery, breakin' 
   G
my mind
D                 A
Do this, don't do that,
                    C      D    
Can't you read the sign?
Dsus4 D  Dsus2 D  Dsus4 D  G/B



[Verse 2]
        C                 G/B  
And the sign says anybody caught 
             D/A              G
trespassing will be shot on sight
     D                    A       
So I jumped the fence and yelled 
                G                  
at the house hey, what gives you 
 A
the right
   Bm                              
To put up a fence to keep me out, 
     G
or to keep mother nature in
   D                 A            
If God was here he'd tell it to 
         G                       A
your face, man you're some kind of 
sinner


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[Chorus]
D             C            G
Signs, signs, everywhere a sign
D                       C        
Fuckin' up the scenery, breakin' 
   G
my mind
D                 A
Do this, don't do that,
                    C
Can't you read the sign?


[Bridge]
D     C G G#

   A
Oh say now mister, can't you read
    G                      D
you gotta have a shirt and tie to 
get a seat
D                   A
you can't watch, no you can't eat
G                     D  D    
you ain't supposed to be 
Dsus4 D  Dsus2 D  Dsus4 D
here...
 N.C.
And the sign says you got to have a 
membership card to get inside..  Uh!


[Instrumental]
D    C  G  D    G
D    A     C
D    Dsus4 D  Dsus2 D  Dsus4 D  G/B


[Verse 3]
        C         G/B             
And the sign says Everybody 
        D/A                G
welcome, come in, kneel down and 
pray
         D                       
And they passed around a plate at 
     A                    G       
the end of it all, and I didn't 
               A
have a penny to pay
     Bm                            
So I got me a pen and paper, and I 
G
made out my own fuckin' sign
       D                    A     
I said Thank you, Lord, for 
                  G             
thinkin' 'bout me, I'm alive and 
 A
doin' fine


[Chorus]
D             C            G
Signs, signs, everywhere a sign
D                       C        
Fuckin' up the scenery, breakin' 
   G
my mind
D                 A
Do this, don't do that
                    C
Can't you read the sign?
D             C            G
Signs, signs, everywhere a sign
D                       C        
Fuckin' up the scenery, breakin' 
   G
my mind
D                 A
Do this, don't do that
                    C      D
Can't you read the sign?