Never Trust A Woman

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If you ain't a man with a lot of 
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guts, a dog-gone woman will drive 
you nuts
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You can't trust one to the corner 
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now a days
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You gotta watch your doors or she'll
 cheat you blind,
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A woman ain't got but a one track 
mind
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You'll find out Bud, it's the man 
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who always pays

[Verse 2]
She'll feed you a line that will 
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turn your head and you'll marry her 
and when you're in bed
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She'll go through all the pockets 
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in your pants
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And if you object there'll be a big
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 fight and chances are it will last 
all night
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I'm telling you man you just ain't
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 got a chance

[Chorus]
F                    C           
Never, never trust a woman you'll
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 be sorry if you do
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Never, never trust a woman 
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she'll just make a monkey out of you

[Verse 3]
Though women are handy around the 
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house, they can't be trusted by man 
nor mouse
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It's a shame the way they drag a 
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good man down
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It's a well-known fact they talk 
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too much and they dig up dirt about 
the neighbors and such
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And Paul Revere the gossip all 
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around town
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You'll blow your top when they get 
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in your hair and they'll drive you 
to drink and man I'll swear
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You wish you never seen the light 
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of day
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I'm tipping you off your goose is 
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cooked when one of them females get 
you hooked
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And so you better think it over 
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while you may

[Chorus]
F                    C           
Never, never trust a woman you'll
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 be sorry if you do
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Never, never trust a woman 
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she'll just make a monkey out of you