Software Upgrade

[First Part]

C
You were never meant for me
   G                  Em                    G
No true capability to satisfy me in a human way
C                          G
You got the weaknesses and I have to deal with it
Em
I restart you every single day

[Pre-Chorus]

  G
I turn you off, I turn you on
    C
And off and off, and on and on
    Em                             D
And off and off, and on and on and on

[Chorus]

                   G
I think you need a software upgrade
                    C
Because you run ten minutes too late
                    Em
And I'm too cute to patiently wait
                  G
I'm getting you a software upgrade
Continues after the ad
(Software upgrade)

[Second Part]

C
You're not original
  G
A true individual
    Em                                 G
You only say what you're programmed to say
    C
You never make me any food
    G
And you are never in the mood
   Em                             D
So come on baby, tell me, are you gay?

[Pre-Chorus]

  G
I turn you off, I turn you on
    C
And off and off, and on and on
    Em                             D
And off and off, and on and on and on

[Chorus]

                   G
I think you need a software upgrade
                    C
Because you run ten minutes too late
                    Em
And I'm too cute to patiently wait
                  G
I'm getting you a software upgrade
(Software upgrade)

[Bridge]

Em
He's a fine, fine hologram
G
Oh, but he'll never be a real man
C
Oh, he's a fine fine hologram
D
Hey hey hey

[Chorus]

                   G
I think you need a software upgrade
                    C
Because you run ten minutes too late
                    Em
And I'm too cute to patiently wait
                  G
I'm getting you a software upgrade
(Software upgrade)