C           Bb
You are the one (yeah yeah)
C           Bb
You are the one

         C              Eb             F
Well you can’t have the glue until you buy
        C        Eb         F Eb   C
A model too now baby, yeah (I love glue!)
       C              Eb             F
No you can’t have the glue until you buy
        C        Eb              F Eb C
A model too yeah baby (at Madison Avenue)
F       Eb       F         C
And the model is nine to five
F        Eb      F       C
Too many bees in one big hive
C C C

C           Bb
You are the one
C           Bb
You are the one
         C          Bb     C        Bb   C C
Have you read the society paper today now
I’m telling you just what to feel
C           Bb           C          Bb  C C C
You are the one that must find your way
I say that you have the key, yeah

    C              Eb             F
You can’t have the glue until you buy
        C        Eb         F Eb  C
A model too now baby, yeah (I love glue!)
       C              Eb             F
No you can’t have the glue until you buy
        C         Eb   F Eb   C
A model too yeah baby (I love glue!)
F       Eb       F         C
And the model is nine to five
F        Eb      F       C
Too many bees in one big hive

C           Bb
You are the one (yeah yeah)
C           Bb            C
You are the one that must buy

C
Buy it, buy it, it’s bad for you but buy it.
Buy it, buy it, it’s bad for you but buy it.

Hello ladies, how are you feeling today?
Are you feeling unloved, unwanted and miserable?
Is this because no-one loves you?
If this is so, it’s because you do not have our new improved product.
For if you’d have our product, everyone would love you.
Are you tired of being the dull drab, uninteresting self that you are?
Would you like to be transformed into the new exciting, mystical alluring essence of your being?
If so you had better buy our product.
You’d be amazed at what our product can do for you!

(the canon part, which is composed out of these sentences)
Buy it, buy it, it’s bad for you but buy it
You’ve got to
Buy it!
You buy it.
Bad!
Buy!
Why!
Better buy that!

C           Bb
You are the one
C           Bb
You are the one

         C              Eb             F
Well you can’t have the glue until you buy
        C          Eb  F Eb   C
A model too yeah, now (I love glue!)
       C              Eb             F
No you can’t have the glue until you buy
        C             Eb          F Eb   C
A model too yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah
F       Eb       F      C
And the model is nine to five
F        Eb       F        C
Too many bees in one big hive

C           Bb
You are the one
C           Bb            C
You are the one that must buy

Outro chords are:
C
G
A
E
F
G
C C