Perfect Pitch

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We once had a happy home
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With dogs and cats and means
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What if odd Hawaiian winds
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Would find us here in Queens?

[Verse]
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She seemed a little distant
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She sighed and looked away
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I had to think of something new
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To make her feel okay
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Maybe something musical
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For her next birthday
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Small and cheap and lots of fun
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And not to hard to play

[Verse]
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I walked the snowy streets of Queens
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I almost gave up tryin'
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'Til I found this crazy shop
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With all things Hawaiian
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Palm trees, surf boards, tanning 
lotion
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Guitars the size of shoes
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I did not know these little boxes
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Would soon give me the blues

[Chorus]
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Now she's cray-cray
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About a uku-le-le
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A goofey little four string
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All she does is strum that thing
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That little lass is wack
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Is she ever coming back?
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Or is she gonna play, play
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On a uku-le-le?

[Verse]
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I said, "Let's catch a movie
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Or maybe see a show
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Take a drive around the town
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And make angels in the snow"
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But she kept on practicin'
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Learning those old songs
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The fingers flyin' on the frets
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And singin' at the top of her lungs

[Chorus]
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Now she's cray-cray
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About a uku-le-le
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A goofey little four string
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All she does is strum that thing
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That little lass is wack
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Is she ever coming back?
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Or is she gonna play, play
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On a uku-le-le?

[Solo whistle "Ukulele Lady]
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[Verse]
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I set that evil instrument
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Down the stairs and ran
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Just to save my marriage vows
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I had to have a plan
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I don't have perfect pitch
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That, I can't deliver
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About that day I pitched that thing
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Into the East River

[Chorus]
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Now she's cray-cray
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About a uku-le-le
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A goofey little four string
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All she does is strum that thing
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That little lass is wack
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Is she ever coming back?
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Or is she gonna play, play
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On a uku-le-----
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